9-1-1: Help I Have a Boa Constrictor Stuck to My Face!

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July 31, 2017

A Woman Tells 911, "I Have a Boa Constrictor Stuck to My Face!"

A 45-year-old woman near Cleveland called 911 last Thursday when her five-and-a-half-foot boa constrictor wrapped itself around her HEAD, latched onto her NOSE, and wouldn't let go.

It was one of two boa constrictors she rescued the day before.  She told 911 that she also has NINE other snakes that are all ball pythons.  She was in quite a bit of pain when she called, and said there was blood everywhere. 

The 911 audio is pretty great.  The operator kind of sounds like she thinks it's a joke at first.  But when firefighters got there, the snake was still latched on.

Unfortunately they had to use a pocketknife to KILL the snake before it would let go.  The woman was treated at a nearby hospital for non-life-threatening injuries.  Click here to hear the 9-1-1 call.


An Armored-Car Security Guard Steals $100,000 on His First Day on the Job

Now THIS is a guy who knows what he wants and isn't going to waste any time getting it.

A 19-year-old guy named Larry Brooks from Elizabeth, New Jersey was hired by an armored car company to be a security guard, and his first day was last Tuesday.

And during that very first shift he was caught on surveillance cameras stealing $100,000.  Maybe if he'd JUST waited until his second day, he would've known there were cameras there.

Anyway, the cops found the cash in his car and he was arrested.   Stupid Criminals!  Click here to see his mugshot.


A Guy Accidentally Destroyed a Rare Ferrari an Hour Into Owning It

If you love beautiful, expensive cars, this is gonna hurt!

A guy in South Yorkshire, England bought a limited-edition Ferrari 430 on Thursday.  He paid $288,000 for it, and only 500 of them were ever made.

And then, obviously, he took it out on the freeway to see whether it could really go zero-to-60 in 3.6 seconds and top out at 198 miles-per-hour.

But apparently he wasn't ready to handle that much power, because at some point he must've hit something, which made the car catch on FIRE and FLY through the air.

He was actually okay and just wound up with some cuts and bruises, but his new Ferrari was completely destroyed, just ONE HOUR after he bought it.  Click here to see a few photos of the aftermath