An Armed Robber Steals a Guy's Dentures at Walmart

August 10, 2016
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An Armed Robber Steals a Guy's Dentures at Walmart

I guess this robber was determined to get SOMETHING for his time and effort.

A man was getting out of his car in a Walmart parking lot in Orangeburg, South Carolina last week when a guy walked up, pulled out a semi-automatic pistol, and demanded cash.

The man didn't really have any, but the robber didn't believe him . . . so he put his hand into the man's pants pockets to search for some.  And he wound up finding $1 worth of coins and the man's lower DENTURES.  So the robber ran off with the dollar AND the dentures.

The cops say the value of the stolen items is $401, so you can do the math on how that breaks down.  They're still trying to find the guy. 

 

A Guy Chases His Flight Down the Runway, and They Actually Let Him On

A guy in Madrid, Spain was late to his flight to the Canary Islands last week. 

When he got to the gate, the plane had already pulled away from the Jet Way and was heading down the tarmac toward the runway.  But only a COWARD would let that stand in the way of their sweet vacation.

So the guy managed to bust past security, run down the bridge, and JUMP down to the tarmac with his suitcases still in his hands.  Then he sprinted after his flight to try to get on board.

Amazingly, they actually DID stop and let him on.  BUT, he was arrested as soon as he got to the Canary Islands. 

They did let him out though, so I guess he's enjoying his vacation and he'll just have to head back there eventually for a trial. 

 

A Bar Named 'Derailed' Gets Hit By Derailed Train

You really can't make this stuff up.

Yesterday, a bar in Iowa called "DeRailed" was struck by -----  a derailed train!!!  Police in Charles City received a 9-1-1 call early yesterday morning reporting that a train had derailed and crashed into the “DeRailed” bar.

The crash caused an estimated $10,000 worth of damage, but luckily, no one was injured.