An Armed Robbery For Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Plus more with the Mike and Mandy "Freak Files!"

August 31, 2016
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A Naked Guy Stole Just Reese's Peanut Butter Cups During an Armed Robbery

I can't even imagine the series of events that led up to this robbery.  But somehow that makes it even better.

A man walked into a convenience store in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina in the middle of the night last week.  And he was only wearing two articles of clothing:  A bandana over his face and a pair of shoes.

Otherwise, he was TOTALLY NAKED.  Oh, and he was also carrying a GUN.  Wait until you hear what he stole during his naughty armed robbery.  A few packages of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, that's it.

Interestingly, the streakin’ bandit got away and the cops are still trying to track him down.  Remember, he’s naked, except for a bandana, a pair of shoes, and maybe some chocolate stains under his nails from the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups!!! 

 

Someone Microwaved A Hot Pepper – And The Entire Building Had to be Evacuated

Residents of an apartment building in Rochester, New York called 9-1-1 Monday morning because of a suspicious odor that was causing people to experience trouble breathing, their eyes to water, and a feeling like their skin was on fire!!!

Firefighters responded in HAZMAT suits and after a little investigating, they figured-out the cause of the terrible odor:  someone in the building had microwaved a hot pepper!

Microwaving a pepper causes the chemical that makes the pepper spicy, Capsaicin, to became airborne – and in this case, that airborne chemical wafted through the entire building – making people feel like they had been covered with pepper spray.

Luckily no one was seriously injured and residents were allowed back into the building about 2 hours later.

 

You’re Fired!!!

Here’s proof that you should always get to work on time!!!!

When you're late for work in Dubai, it gets back to the King! Sunday morning, SHEIKH MOHAMMAD bin RASHID "popped" into several civil service departments for an inspection.

(Remember, this is a Sunday morning.)  He expected to see senior officials at their desk by 7:30am but he was alone in the office.  Nine senior officials from the Dubai Municipality have been told to retire because of their absence.