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The Bradgelina Divorce Solution

September 27, 2016
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Madame Tussaud’s Bradgelina Divorce Solution

Now that ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT have split up, it was only a matter of time before Madame Tussaud's wax museum took things into their own hands and split up their wax figures --which had been posed together.

A British spokeswoman says the wax figures "are now featured at a respectful distance from each other," with Angelina's figure near one of NICOLE KIDMAN and Brad's wax dummy near that of MORGAN FREEMAN.

The company says they have figures of the pair at 15 of their 20 locations around the world and will also be splitting them up at their museums in the US.

 

Jose Fernandez Update

The Miami Marlins played an emotional game last night. 

It was their first since JOSE FERNANDEZ's tragic, fatal boating accident on Saturday night.  Team mate DEE GORDON cried after hitting a home run. 

Also, the two other victims were Jose's friends from high school.  And a bag of Jose's autographed baseballs washed ashore just north of the crash site.

 

Royal Update: Pippa Middleton's Wedding

PIPPA MIDDLETON will just have to settle for a wacky wedding DJ when she ties the knot next summer.

Sources are saying that Pippa wanted ADELE to pop by and sing a few tunes, but her fee is (wait for it...), a whopping one-million-dollars!

Word is Pippa doesn't want things too "expensive" or "gaudy" when she says "I do" to JAMES MATTHEWS.

Also, another big rumor has it that her famous big sister, DUCHESS KATE, will *not* be in the wedding party.