Burglary Suspect Blames A 10 Year Old

July 20, 2016

A Guy Charged With Burglary Says a 10-Year-Old Made Him Do It

An 18-year-old guy named Steven Manor from Eustis, Florida broke into a Dollar General store last week by smashing the window with a rock.

The cops caught him and a 10-year-old kid stealing cigarettes and other stuff from the store.

Steven was arrested and charged with burglary and contributing to the delinquency of a minor . . . but he told the cops they had it all wrong.  He said he wasn't contributing to the delinquency of the kid . . . the kid MADE HIM rob the store.

Unfortunately, even if that's true, the law is pretty clear that it's the adult's fault . . . although the cops DID also arrest the 10-year-old.  Stupid Criminals!!! Click here to see a picture.


Two Office Workers Get Into a Fight and Hit Each Other With Keyboards

This may just be the most exciting thing that happens at any office in the WORLD this week.

Two office workers in Manchester, England got into an argument yesterday afternoon during a meeting . . . and then it got physical.

And by "physical," I mean "ridiculous", because the guys both grabbed their COMPUTER KEYBOARDS and started hitting each other with them.

Unfortunately we don't have many more details on the fight, and we don't know exactly what kind of work they do.  But we do know only one of the guys was arrested for assault.  So maybe he swung the first keyboard? 


A 36-Year-Old Yells For His Mom After He's Arrested

When a little kid gets in trouble, their first instinct is usually to scream for their mommy.  And apparently, that instinct never really goes away.

A 36-year-old guy named Jose Marrero-Rivera from Allentown, Pennsylvania punched a guy who owed him money on Friday night.  According to the police report, when the cops tracked down Jose and told him that he was under arrest, he, began screaming at the top of his lungs, “Mommy, mommy, mommy!” 

I do want to repeat that he’s 36-years-old!  The cops told him to quiet down, but he kept on yelling for his mommy and struggling with the cops.

He was charged with conspiracy to commit robbery, simple assault, resisting arrest, and disorderly conduct.