Freak Files - Death By Moose!

October 7, 2016
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Death By Moose!

In Alaska, death by moose is not uncommon.

PATTIE CUCINELLO, who was 74, was found dead in home in Wasilla on Sunday afternoon.  

Initial reports were that she died from a moose attack.  Moose tracks were found outside and some injuries on the body were consistent with what might happen if a moose did attack someone.

The investigation is ongoing.

 

A Shoplifter Is Busted When His Pants Fall Off As He Runs Away

45-year-old Columbus Henderson stole two 40-inch TVs from a Walmart in Fort Lauderdale, Florida last week.

But as he ran through the parking lot, his PANTS fell down, all the way to his ankles.   And instead of pulling them up, he just hopped out of 'em and left them behind.

Apparently he didn't realize his ID was in the pocket though, so when the cops found the pants, they also found out who he was.  They tracked him down on Tuesday, and when they took him to jail, oh, and they found a crack pipe on him when they searched him. 

Now he’s facing charges for grand theft and possession of drug paraphernalia. 

Click here to see his mugshot.

 

A Guy Was Too Chubby to Pass the Police Exam, So He Had Someone Take It For Him

24-year-old Justin Payne from Buffalo, New York really wanted to be a cop, and he did well on the written test a few weeks ago.

But he's 260 pounds, and the police told him he wouldn't be able to meet their physical requirements.  So Justin came up with the brilliant idea to have one of his ripped FRIENDS take the physical test for him.

And they actually might've gotten away with it, if his friend hadn't accidentally signed HIS OWN NAME on the bottom of his form.

Obviously that made the police suspicious.  They also take fingerprints at the written test AND the physical one.  So when they compared Justin's prints to his friend's, they saw they were different.

He was arrested last week for criminal impersonation, and a police lieutenant says that means, quote, "He's pretty much out of consideration for being hired."

Oh, and his friend who took the test for him could be facing charges too. 

Click here to see Justin’s mugshot.