A Guy Gets Stuck in a Porta Potty Trying to Save His Friend's Phone

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August 29, 2016

A Guy Gets Stuck in a Porta Potty Trying to Save His Friend's Phone

A 20-year-old named Cato Berntsen-Larsen from Drammen, Norway was hanging out with a friend last week, when his friend dropped his phone down into the toilet of a PORTA potty. 

So Cato actually lowered himself down THROUGH the bowl, into the tank beneath it to find the phone.

But he got stuck.  He was thigh-deep in waste that had been sitting there for MONTHS.  He says he felt animals crawling and swimming around his legs, and his claustrophobia kicked in.

Unfortunately it took an HOUR before firefighters could dismantle the toilet bowl to rescue him.  He was taken to the hospital with injuries on his arms, AND bites from the random animals in the sewage.

And no, he didn't even find the phone. 

Click here to see a picture of his hands on the toilet bowl while he was stuck inside.


Cops Give a Guy the Heimlich, Then Arrest Him For the Drugs He Coughs Up

This is one way to collect evidence . . .

Some cops in Buffalo, New York were on patrol on Thursday, when they saw a 23-year-old guy named Bryan Ramos sitting outside a vacant house.  But when they walked over to see what he was doing there, he quickly put a pack of cigarettes up to his mouth, and SWALLOWED something.  Not suspicious at all.

Unfortunately for Bryan, he started CHOKING on whatever he'd scarfed down.  Luckily the cops were there to help, and the officers gave him the Heimlich.  And they actually saved his life by getting him to cough it up.  That’s when they figured out WHY he'd swallowed it, it was a bag of cocaine. 

Stupid Criminals!!!

So he was arrested for criminal possession of a controlled substance, tampering with evidence, and criminal trespassing. 


A Canadian Guy Robs a Store Using a Hockey Stick and Goalie Mask

Now THIS is exactly what Americans think of when we picture crime in Canada.

A guy broke into a liquor store in Manitoba, Canada a few weeks ago while wearing a GOALIE MASK, a hockey jersey, and he had a hockey stick, I guess in case he ran into any trouble.

He and a friend stole about $2,500 worth of Budweiser.  (Maybe the penalty is too harsh if they had stolen Moslon??)  The Mounties are trying to track him down, and they have only one lead. 

He might NOT actually be a goalie.  Their press release says, quote, "He may've been a defenseman or forward in disguise as he was wearing jersey number 17, a non-traditional number for goalies."