Kids Put Out A House Fire With A Garden Hose!

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August 26, 2016

Firefighters Responded to a House Fire, but Two Kids Had Already Put It Out

An 11-year-old kid in Memphis named Josh LaVoice was playing with his 7-year-old brother Noah last month, when they saw SMOKE coming from their neighbor's house.

So Josh ran inside and told his parents there was a fire.  While they were calling 911, he ran back outside, grabbed a hose, and told his brother to turn on the water.  Then he got on top of a ladder so he could see over the neighbor's fence, and started battling the flames.

By the time firefighters got there, the two of them had already put the fire out.

A spokesman for the fire department said they don't want to encourage OTHER kids to do something like that, because it's dangerous.  But they gave Josh and Noah an award for it on Monday.


A Fisherman Accidentally Catches His Hook on a Naked Swimmer

Admittedly, our source on this is a bunch of British papers that don't have the greatest reputations.  But in case it's true, it's our HONOR and DUTY to share it with you. 

A guy was fishing this weekend at a lake in Augsburg, Germany, and he caught SOMETHING.  He wasn't sure what it was until he heard someone screaming.  Apparently, a NUDIST was swimming in the lake, and the hook had snagged him. 

We’re not going to specify ,directly, where the hook snagged this man, but let’s just it’s the worst possible place of a man’s anatomy.   

He says he yelled at the fisherman, quote, "Do not pull!  Do not pull!  I was terrified he was going to try to reel me in."  He swam back to the shore, the fisherman cut the line, and the guy RODE HIS BIKE home, then drove himself to the hospital.

Doctors were able to get the hook out and patch him up, and he says he's recovering well. 


A Drunk Woman Confuses Dairy Queen For McDonald's and Is Furious When They Won't Give Her Kids a Happy Meal

A mom took her kids through a drive-thru last week to get them Happy Meals.  That sounds perfectly nice and normal on the surface, but not the way she did it.

42-year-old Christy Neumann from Belfast, Maine was driving DRUNK last Friday night around 10:00 P.M. with two young kids in her car.  She took them through a Dairy Queen drive-thru, but she was so drunk she thought it was a McDonald's.

She kept trying to order the kids Happy Meals, and apparently she wouldn't take, "This is a Dairy Queen" for an answer.  Finally the employees called the cops, and she was arrested for drunk driving and endangering the welfare of a child.    Stupid Criminals!!!