Man Blames A Deer For His Speeding Ticket (Freak Files)

January 30, 2017

Man Blames Hypothetical Deer For Speeding Ticket

A Massachusetts man fighting a speeding ticket in court had a unique explanation for why he didn’t deserve a ticket: 

He claims the policeman’s radar gun actually picked up a deer running near his car!  Dennis Sayers was clocked going 40mph in 30mph zone in November. As a result, he received a $105 speeding ticket.

But Dennis appealed the ticket in court, asking Officer Royster Johnson if he was 100% sure his radar captured his car’s speed – or --  the speed of a deer in the vicinity.

The cop pointed out that it was doubtful because the fastest a deer can run is 30mph – and Dennis was popped doing 40mph.

The judge agreed and the ticket was upheld.


McDonald's Is Trying Out a New ATM That Serves Fresh Big Macs

If you don’t like waiting in line at McDonald’s, then you’re gonna like this story. 

McDonald's is about to try out a new ATM vending machine that serves fresh Big Macs.  You just tap the screen, order, and a Big Mac falls out of the slot.

Apparently a McDonald's nearby will be cooking them and feeding them into the machine.

For now, the ATM is just a one-day stunt in Boston tomorrow.  But if it's popular, you might see more of these show up other places too.   (On a related note, if you didn't hear, McDonald's was giving away bottles of its Big Mac Special Sauce last week . . . and now people are trying to sell them on eBay for up to $100,000.)


A Guy Tries to Slash Someone's Tires, But Accidentally Slashes His Own Leg and Needs Surgery

Karma rarely ever happens as QUICKLY as this.

A 37-year-old guy from Esquimalt in British Columbia, Canada got back to his car in a parking lot on Thursday and saw that someone had parked VERY close to him.  So he decided to slash that person's tires.

But as he pulled his knife through the tire, he accidentally stabbed HIMSELF in the leg, and he hit an artery, so he started losing a ton of blood.  He called 911 and was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery.

He's still recovering, and it looks like he's going to be facing criminal mischief charges.   Stupid Criminals!!!