Man Mistakenly Texts The District Attorney For A Drug Deal! (Freak Files)

March 23, 2017

Man Mistakenly Texts The District Attorney For A Drug Deal!

If you choose to enter a life of crime, you've really got to keep your contacts straight.

A 29-year-old man named John Raimondo of England thought he was texting his drug dealer asking to trade marijuana for heroin – along with a photo of how much marijuana he had.

But he didn’t text his drug dealer.  He accidentally texted Jill Matthews  -- who is an Assistant District Attorney!

Jill played along with John and agreed to meet him face to face to make the trade.  He showed up, with his marijuana so he can trade it for heroin!  Stupid Criminals!!!

And police immediately arrested him! 


Would You Take a One-Way Trip to Mars?

Back in 2013, a company called Mars One announced free trips to Mars in 2023. 

The only catch:  It was a one-way ticket.  And believe it or not, tens of thousands of people applied for the chance to DIE on Mars.

Now that some time has passed and the chance of going to Mars actually DOES seem like it could be a realistic possibility, a new survey asked people:  Would you do it?

And, one out of 10 people say YES, they'd give up their life on Earth to go to Mars forever. 


Stupid Ways To Die

Rule number one; don't leave the vehicle running while you're working on it.

HAROLD MALLORY, who was 70, of Chesaning Township, Michigan, was run over by a bulldozer that he was working on.  Apparently the machine shifted into gear, ran him over and continued into a field where it stopped.

A coroner is going to perform an autopsy, although we’re pretty sure the bulldozer running him over was the reason he died.