Mom Busted For Smoking Celebratory Back To School Joint

September 9, 2016

Mom Busted For Smoking Celebratory Back-To-School Joint

I guess some parents get excited when the kids go back to school because they’re someone else’s problem, at least for a couple of hours anyway. 

When cops on Vancouver Island in Canada pulled-over a speeding car in a school zone on Tuesday morning, the telltale scent of marijuana wafted from the window.

Police asked the unidentified woman driving the car if she had been smoking pot and she came right out and admitted to it saying that she and some of the other moms shared a joint that morning to celebrate that the kids going back to school.

Police gave her a ticket for speeding --- but not for toking up because Canada is in the process of legalizing marijuana.


Traveler Arrested After Sending Gun And Dog Through X-Ray Machine

People – we shouldn’t have to tell you this, but we will:  don’t try bringing guns on an airplane!

A man was arrested after he placed two-carry bags on the X-ray belt at Baltimore Washington International-Thurgood Marshall Airport.

TSA agents spotted a handgun in the first item, which sent up a red flag….and then they noticed a small dog in the second bag!  The TSA said, "It's difficult to say which of the two was more surprising -- the X-ray image of the gun or the image of the dog's moving skeleton."

The gun was a 9 MM packed in the bag with two empty magazines. Authorities seized the weapon and arrested the man.  No word on what happened to the dog.


Time For Stupid Criminals!!!

The cops in Fort Walton Beach, Florida were pretty sure 32-year-old Michael Cox was having people over to his motel room to do drugs earlier this week.

So they obtained a search warrant and busted in.  They found a bunch of SYRINGES all over the place, but Michael explained those weren't for drugs, he had diabetes.

Unfortunately that excuse unraveled when they asked him what type of diabetes, and he couldn't answer.   Stupid Criminals!!!

Oh, and they also found a bunch of meth in a hidden compartment in a Pringles can.  He was arrested.