A Patient’s Gas Sparks Fire During Surgery

November 1, 2016
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A Patient’s Fart Sparks Fire During Surgery

When you are under anesthesia while having surgery, you cannot be held responsible for things that go wrong.

An unnamed woman was undergoing an operation at the Tokyo Medical University Hospital….when she passed gas.

Normally, that’s not a big deal, but this patient was having surgery involving lasers and once the gas hit the laser – it sparked a fire that spread from the operating table to the surgical drape and the rest of the operating room.

The woman suffered burns to her legs and torso, but is expected to recover. 

 

An Idiot Wrestled a Panda at a Zoo in China

Some jerk climbed into a panda enclosure at a zoo in China last Thursday, and started petting the panda while it was asleep. 

Well the bear woke up and went after him, and he ended up WRESTLING the bear for about five minutes.

It looks like the bear is attacking him in the video, but apparently it was just playing and he wasn't hurt.  He told a local newspaper he did it to impress some girls he was with. 

Here’s the video:

 

A Waiter Paid for a Woman's Groceries, Then Her Family Left Him a $500 Tip

32-year-old Kasey Simmons waits tables at an Applebee's near Dallas. 

He was at a grocery store recently when he saw an older woman who looked upset.  Apparently the woman forgot her money, and she was only buying $17 worth of stuff.  So Kasey paid for it, and didn't expect her to pay him back or anything.

But he was at work the next day when a family came in and sat down at one of his tables.  And all they ordered was a 37-cent glass of flavored water, which was literally the cheapest thing on the menu.  Then they left.

But when Kasey looked at their check, he realized it was the woman's family, and they left him a tip for FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS.

Somehow her daughter figured out where Kasey worked.  She left a note on her napkin that said her mom couldn't stop smiling after Kasey helped her out, and she just wanted to return the favor. 

Click here to see pics of Kasey, the note, and the $500 tip.