Stupid Criminal Tries to Steal a Boat, But Forgets to Untie it From the Dock

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July 8, 2016

An Idiot Tries to Steal a Boat, But Forgets to Untie it From the Dock

A 43-year-old guy named Jimmie Shuman tried to steal a 23-foot boat in Stuart, Florida last month, about 40 miles north of Palm Beach.

But he missed one crucial detail.  He forgot to untie it from the DOCK first.  So he kept revving the engine to get away, but didn't go anywhere.

It's not clear if the guy who owns the boat left the keys in it or what, but he was nearby when it happened and saw Jimmie trying to drive off in it.  And he happens to be a retired COP.  So he managed to detain him, and held him until police got there.  Stupid Criminals!!!

So now Jimmie's facing charges for grand theft.  And it looks like he didn't go quietly, because they also tacked on a charge for battery on a law enforcement officer.  Click here to see his mugshot.


A Guy in a Ricky Bobby "Talladega Nights" Shirt Was Arrested For Speeding

In "Talladega Nights", WILL FERRELL played Ricky Bobby, an idiot OBSESSED with driving fast.

There's a 22-year-old guy named Jason Yu from Burlington, Vermont who CLEARLY believes in that movie and that life philosophy, a little TOO much.

Jason got pulled over on Monday for doing 100 miles-per-hour on the highway and he was wearing a Ricky Bobby T-SHIRT when the cops caught him.

He was cited for careless and negligent operation, and his mugshot is great, because it clearly shows the shirt. Click here to see his mugshot.

BTW, since we’re on the subject of speeding and since these are the Freak Files, a 21-year-old woman in Virginia was caught speeding three times in less than an HOUR on Sunday.  First she was doing 93, then 97, then 94.