Why Did This Woman Swallow $7,000??

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May 5, 2017

A Woman Swallowed $7,000 to Hide It from Her Husband

Once you're married, you've gotta get on the same page about spending.  Otherwise you're in for a lot of pain and suffering . . .

A 30-year-old woman in Colombia recently got into a fight with her husband over money and ended up EATING $7,000 in cash to hide it from him.  It's not clear why she thought ingesting the money was her only option, but it was described as a, quote, "act of desperation." 

The bills were rolled up, and that's how she choked them down.  They weren't wrapped in anything though.  Apparently she was saving it for a big vacation, and got the money by selling a bunch of their ELECTRONICS, which might be why the husband wasn't happy about it.

Surgeons removed fifty-seven $100 bills from her stomach and intestines.  So that's $5,700 they got back.  And the good news is it looks like it's all still usable.  Her doctors couldn't get the rest of it, so she had to pass it.  It's not clear if THAT cash is still usable.  Click here to see a picture of the cash they recovered.


Students Busted Trying To Steal Test By Crawling Through Air Duct

Someone should have told these kids that just studying for a test is much easier than going to these lengths!

Two University of Kentucky students 21-year-old Henry Lynch II and 21-year-old Troy Kiphuth, waited until late at night before crawling through an air duct leading to their classroom at the university, then dropping through the ceiling to steal their statistics final (so they’d know the answers to the test.)

But, they were immediately caught by their professor, who just happened to be working late.  He called the cops and both men were arrested on charges of third-degree burglary-- a felony.   Stupid Criminals!!!

They will probably be kicked out of the University of Kentucky as well.


That Ain’t Our Mama!

Get a load of this epic fail at the funeral home. 

Mourners showed up to pay their respects for the deceased, ALICE DUNN at the Swanson Funeral Home in Flint, Michigan.  However, when they opened the casket, it wasn’t Alice Dunn.  Alice was not in her casket.

Her son MAURICE told the funeral home, quote, "that ain't our mama." Maurice went on to say, quote, "It was a total stranger dressed in the clothing that my brother Joey [picked out] and the wig selected for our mother."

The funeral home actually argued with the family that it was their mother but eventually they brought out the correct person, or, uhh, body.  This isn't the first problem they have had. Michigan's Attorney General investigated the home last November when decomposing bodies were found in the garage.