Woman Eating Stolen Sandwich Passes Out When She Notices Police

October 6, 2016
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Woman Eating Stolen Sandwich Passes Out When She Notices Police

Some people are not cutout to be crooks.

22- year-old Raven Ashton broke into a law firm in Mobile, Alabama and decided to steal a sandwich from the fridge.  She sat down on a couch in the lobby when police spotted her – and she was so terrified about being caught that she passed-out cold!

The police didn’t even know she had broken into the law firm – or that the sandwich was stolen, but when they rushed to help her, they figured it out.  Police took her to a hospital and then hauled her off to jail.

She was charged with 3rd-degree burglary.

 

A Drunk Guy Falls Out of His Car, Runs Over His Own Leg and Gets a DUI

This is a pretty textbook case of "adding insult to injury" right here.

A 25-year-old guy from Kawartha Lakes, Ontario, Canada tried to drive DRUNK on Saturday night.  But he left the door open as he was backing out of the driveway, so he FELL out of the car . . . and accidentally ran over his OWN LEG.

He was treated at a hospital, and when he was released, he was arrested for drunk driving. 

 

Two Neighbors Meet for the First Time, and It Ends with a Weed Eater Attack

Dan Lorek was walking down the street a few weeks ago near his home in St. Petersburg, Florida, when his neighbor sped past him in his car, drove through a puddle, and splashed him with water.

The neighbor's name is Jeffrey Koshen, and Dan says they'd never even met before.  Then last Friday, he saw Jeffrey doing yard work.  So he stopped to tell him he was a jerk for the puddle incident.  Well Jeffrey responded by attacking him with a WEED EATER.

First he started scratching up the side of Dan's truck with it.  Then when Dan got out, he swung it at his FACE, while it was RUNNING.  Then he cut up his back, and REALLY went after his legs with it.

Dan had to wrestle Jeffery to the ground, and another neighbor took the weed eater away.  He ended up with three cuts on his back and SEVENTY-FOUR cuts on his legs.

According to the cops, his legs were "bleeding pretty severely" when they got there.  Meanwhile, Jeffrey is facing charges for aggravated battery and criminal mischief.  Click here to see some pictures of them.