A Woman Parks Her Toyota in Her Living Room to Protect It From Hurricane Matthew

October 10, 2016

A Woman Parks Her Toyota in Her Living Room to Protect It From Hurricane Matthew

This seems like an awful lot of work to protect a $25,000 Toyota.

A 55-year-old woman in Miami was worried about her Toyota Venza getting destroyed by Hurricane Matthew last week.  So her solution was to drive it into her LIVING ROOM.

She and her fiancé took out their large living room window, built a ramp, and drove the car INSIDE.  But . . . the hurricane wound up not hitting Miami.  And now they're having trouble getting the car back outside.  Click here to see some photos.


From The “Cash Falls Out of An Armored Car” Department:   

A woman in Pennsylvania got free money from an automated teller machine.

35-year-old KRISTINA EDWARDS went to a Wells Fargo ATM in Glenolden to withdraw $60-dollars.  But, she says the machine just started spitting out $20-dollar bills.  By the time it was finished, she had nearly $400-dollars in her hands.

Bank officials she did the right thing though and returned the money.  A bank spokesman says Wells Fargo is grateful to Edwards for her honesty.


A Woman Is Busted For Dealing Drugs Because of Her Pink Anti-Snitching Sign

The cops in Oak Hill, West Virginia went to a house on Thursday morning, after one of the people who lived there had been spotted stealing a car and JOYRIDING.

But when they got to the door, they found something MUCH more interesting.  A 38-year-old woman named April Lynn Lavender owns the place, and she'd posted a bright pink sign on the door.

It said, quote, "Due to snitches, everyone entering my home is subject to being searched.  All cell phones and drinks will be left outside.  If you're not a snitch, it won't offend you if I search you."

Obviously that made the cops suspicious, so they searched the place and they found a whole bunch of heroin and meth. April was arrested for felony possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver. 

I guess she inadvertently snitched on herself.  Stupid Criminals!!!

Click here to see a photo of the sign.