Stupid Criminal

A Guy Is Busted For Burglary After He Leaves a Shoe Print in Dog Poop

Well, we found it: The ONE TIME that someone didn't pick up their dog's poop and it turned out to be a GOOD thing.
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A Guy Tries to Lose the Cops by Jumping In The Ocean and Gets Stalked by a Shark

20-year-old Zachary Kingsbury got pulled over in Surf City, North Carolina...
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A Woman Calls 911 to Complain About the Meth She Bought

33-year-old Margery Ann Dayrider from Great Falls, Montana called 911 on Friday, and the reason was . . .
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Freak Files: Bacon and Wedding Dresses Don't Mix

Why do all of these wedding dresses smell like bacon?
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A Guy Tries to Deposit a One Million Dollar Bill and Gets Busted for Meth

$100 bills are the highest denomination in the U.S. And if you didn't know that, don't feel too bad. This guy didn't know either . . .
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9-1-1: Help I Have a Boa Constrictor Stuck to My Face!

A 45-year-old woman near Cleveland called 911 last Thursday when her five-and-a-half-foot boa constrictor wrap.....
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Family Terrified Of Leaving Home After Giant Spider Shows Up On Window

It seems as a general rule, bugs are just bigger and scarier in Australia.
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A Guy Named Fellony Gets Arrested on Felony Charges

A Guy Named Fellony Gets Arrested on Felony Charges This guy's parents really should've known this day was inevitable. The cops in Vancouver, Washington got into a high-speed chase with a guy on Tuesday night who was assaulting a woman in a car he'd stolen. The chase lasted for 20 miles, and the...
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I Guess Robots can’t Swim

I Guess Robots can’t Swim Officials in Washington, D.C. say a robot committed suicide. The K5 security droid has been patrolling the grounds of MRP Realty since last week. But, workers were shocked to find the robot face down in a fountain this week. Employee BILAL FAROOQUI tweeted about the...
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Stupid Criminal Calls 911 To Report His Stolen Cocaine

A Drug Dealer Calls the Cops to Complain Someone Stole His Cocaine Just because you formally identify your career as "drug dealer" doesn't mean that's a LEGITIMATE job. 35-year-old David Blackmon from Fort Walton Beach, Florida called the cops early on Sunday to report a robbery. David told them he...
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